HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

[blustocking]

I'm so horny, that I just took the little seal off a container of yogurt and it spurted on my shirt a little bit.
It turned me on.

Comments

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

3 months is my record.

See my religion is all about self-denial and then bragging about it.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Sort of...the Church of Arrogant Masochism?

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I think it's commonly called Christianity.

BA DUM CHHH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ...into your cornhole?

hahaha

[ex-nixe725.livejournal.com]

Well it's never too late! -

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

Mmmm divine intervention...

Re: hahaha

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

YEAH! I love that site.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I asked Jesus to come into my heart, he came on my face instead.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that my idea of Jesus has a sense of humor, otherwise I'm in deep trouble.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Jesus is a swell guy with a great sense of humor and self-awareness. I have coffee with him every Thursday.

Re: BA DUM CHHH!

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It stings when you get it in your eye, doesn't it?

[cinzazul.livejournal.com]

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh man....that's the bee's knees.