HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

[blustocking]

I'm so horny, that I just took the little seal off a container of yogurt and it spurted on my shirt a little bit.
It turned me on.

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[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

I do feel welcomed, thank you. Warmed and welcomed. So much so, I'd like to add you, if that's kosher. I even put my money where my mouth is.

Now if I could only find someone willing to put their mouth on me for money.

Shouldn't be too difficult seeing as how I live in a 'red' state.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

It's as kosher as Hebrew National hot dogs.
And aren't those red states full o' hookers?

[ponsonbybritt.livejournal.com]

My point exactly. Democrats have sex with pretty much anybody, usually for free: coworkers, interns, their secretary of the interior. Repubs seem to have to hire people to whore for 'em.

Maybe it's their cologne.

the liberal media indeed

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Greed and Power the old-new scent by the (far right) G.O.P.