Ok, buttfaces...

[blustocking]

I made a REAL, for REALS, personal ad on Yahoo. And here is my bio:

"I work full time (porn) and go to school (barely), thus making it hard to meet people (I'm shy, tee hee). So I thought, what the hell (that's true, I think that a lot). I'm rather artistic (I LIKE CRAYONS!). I adore new music (DOOD, PLAY SOME SKYNARD!). And I occasionally think I'm going to be a writer (of greeting cards). I like road trips and I'd love to be able to travel more (take me to Europe). I also think I'm pretty funny (shutup). And one day, I shall marry Eddie Izzard (mais oui!). THE END."

Maybe I'll put it in my LJ bio.

Other than that, I'm sick with worry.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?!

:(
Do I plead Not Guilty, or No Contest? *sob* I'm so confused. There are good reasons for each. Not Guilty, I'd have to go through a trial, and possibly piss off a judge for wasting the court's time. No Contest and I get slapped with some heavy poop immediately. All in all though, I can deal with the heavy poop, so I might just plead No Contest so that I save myself an aggravated ulcer. However, I was not pulled over, I was not in the car when they got me. That is the only way I could possibly get a lesser sentence. Slim, but do I take the chance?
I guess I'll just wait and see tomorrow morning and decide then

Comments

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

When's the court date? or is that tomorrow morning? Maybe ask Sia or eVol since they have been through similar circumstances in a way for their opinion.

Whatever happens, I wish you the lesser amount of poop. Poop stinks.


Heh. There used to be this commercial for a southern rock record collection on TV where there were two stupid looking hippies sitting next to a Volkswagon van.
"Is that Freebird, man?
Yeah!
Well, turn it up man!!"
I'm tramautized because I have this 12 year old commercial burned into my head.

Freedom Rock!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

motherevol mentioned that album this morning. Skeery.

Re: Freedom Rock!

[aubreycolors.livejournal.com]

YES!!! That's what it was!

"Is that Freedom Rock, man?
Yeah.
Well, turn it up, man"

That's how it went.

haha.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow morning. They've helped as much as possible and I love them both.

Thank you. :}

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I love you too swoopie.

:)

p.s. If you are feeling freaked out tonight or tomorrow- email me, or you can always Yahoo IM me. The name is motherevol666 (naturally). I added you to my chat list a week ago. Feel free to *ping* me whenever. Good luck Jill.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I made a REAL, for REALS, personal ad on Yahoo. And here is my bio:

"I work full time (porn) and go to school (barely), thus making it hard to meet people (I'm shy, tee hee). So I thought, what the hell (that's true, I think that a lot). I'm rather artistic (I LIKE CRAYONS!). I adore new music (DOOD, PLAY SOME SKYNARD!). And I occasionally think I'm going to be a writer (of greeting cards). I like road trips and I'd love to be able to travel more (take me to Europe). I also think I'm pretty funny (shutup). And one day, I shall marry Eddie Izzard (mais oui!). THE END."

>>Now that's more like it! :)

>>I wish I knew what to tell you about the court date. Maybe motherevol could give you some suggestions.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

She has, and it's been a big help. :)
Wait and see...wait and see...

*bangs head repeatedly on desk*

By the way...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

...I also think you're pretty funny.

...lookin'.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

:D

Thanks poopypants. :)

Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there a kids' book called Professor Poopypants?

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord I hope so.

There is! There is!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Look here:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0439049989/qid=1026176645/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-1026006-6996619

I guess my memory ain't so foogety after all.

my bookstore years are fading...

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

oh DUH! I love Dav Pilkey!

I have this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0152420371/qid=1026177318/sr=2-3/ref=sr_2_3/102-9142851-6370500) one. :D

Urge to kill fading... fading... fading...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of that one. I only know about the Professor because of a post by dabrooklyn.

[qat.livejournal.com]

All, and I mean all, my good luck wishes and thoughts and kat-luv are with you for tomorrow Baby Blu.

I wish I were a lawyer, I'd have yo back and advise you.

As it is, I dunno what to say except beat the man and defend yo ayazz.

And again, love and luck.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Actually bein' a lawyer nae be as fun or easy as it be on the tely. Ye cannae punch yer client, or the other lawyer's client. It's all tedious. But iffin ye dress like mack daddy, female judges, 'n occasionally male (eesh..) will side with ye.
The one thing I learned from law school.

[qat.livejournal.com]

"Actually bein' a lawyer nae be as fun or easy as it be on the tely. Ye cannae punch yer client, or the other lawyer's client."

Aww, where's the fun in that? Sheesh.

Also, most lawyers never see the inside of a courtroom, period. I have lots of lawyer friends, and they do out-of-court work almost exclusively. Tax lawyers, contract lawyers, etc. Not litigators.


"But iffin ye dress like mack daddy, female judges, 'n occasionally male (eesh..) will side with ye.
The one thing I learned from law school."

Well don't say they never taught you anything! :)

On a lesser scale, kind of like the golden rule of crossing the street against the light: if you're an attractive girl wearing a really short, cute outfit and you have long blonde hair, rules of traffic lights just don't apply to you. It would be pretty damn sweet if it weren't so disgusting.

[masquerader.livejournal.com]

Well she'd be dead, in me case. Me Vette dinnae break fer anyone. *grins*

[qat.livejournal.com]

As well it should be. Men who brake and slow up traffic just to gawk at tits deserve to be run into from behind and sustain whiplash.

Just the other week I was crossing the street - with the light - and some cocksnot in a sports car was crossing the intersection, as I was, in the opposite direction. He stopped dead on in full moving traffic like the pathetic hick he was to whistle and make "flattering" comments to me, when a polic car pulled out of nowehere and busted his dumb ass. I laughed at his pain in glee and went on with my day.

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[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I cried myself out of a speeding ticket once. The officer even offered to escort me home.
O_o EWWWWWWW!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

I see how it works around here. When the poop hits the fan, call motherevol. In trouble? Call motherevol. Well, damn if it's not all true.

I just think pleading not guilty when they already caught you in the act (so to speak) can drag the process out longer and make you look really bad in the long run. Saying "guilty" would just make you a fool, which is something that you are not.

You have to take into consideration what you want documented on your permanent record. No contest tells the court that you are defeated without hanging yourself publicly. You know and they know that you are guilty, but you have to play their game to your advantage. These people don't want to help you, they want to make a slimy buck off of your mistake.

I plead no contest and got a court appointed attorney myself. After that happens, make sure you know your rights and the California laws. You may want to do a lot of speaking on behalf of yourself to personalize the situation. Make sure that your lawyer is, at least, a good bargainer. Believe it or not, when the defense and prosecution talk they reach an agreement on how mild or server they want your sentence to be. Your attorney may get a lesser fine for you, but the prosecutor may squeeze more community service out of the deal. Something like that.

Since you were not pulled over, didn't injure yourself or anybody else, are a student, can articulate, you smell good, and this is your first (and last) offense, you can work it to your advantage. Hell, I use to be a member of S.A.D.D. throughout high school and I informed the courts about my active involvement with the group. It made me look a little better. Just work every possible angle you have here. Even your participation with Green Peace may help you look like a active contributing stand up citizen in the eyes of the law.

I guess...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

...the power of smelling good can never be underestimated.

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

Mother knows best. Took the words straight outta mah mowf.

[lagnolalia.livejournal.com]

No Contest.

[blustocking.livejournal.com]

Yeah...that's what I'm thinking.

[catnamedcosette.livejournal.com]

I was talking to Amanda last night (she said she knew about you so I figured it was okay to discuss it, hopefully it was!) and she said that all of her brothers have been through the same thing and to not worry since it's your first offense. It took Nathan several times of being arrested before things really got bad. She said the best thing is to not freak out otherwise they could hold that against you, think maybe you are a freak and need to be "handled" - can't think of a better word (similar to what was said above about being an upstanding citizen and all that).

Please, please take care of yourself. Is someone going with you? Maybe not into court if that would stress you out, but at least to the courthouse with you, be a strong support for you. Let me know how it goes. I wish you all the luck in the world!!!